'The Three Stages of...' Card

What rhymes with birthday? Booze!

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I like big gins and I cannot lie!

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'Another Birthday. There's No Holding Me Back says notorious party animal.'

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The event of the year HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BOY is only half as old as people twice his age..He thinks!

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Happy Birthday, You're one of a kind

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